baby stuff

Hey, you know what babies love? Garter stitch, that’s what.
Now, you might be thinking, “Oh, Pam. Why would I listen to someone like yourself, a childless maiden aunt who doesn’t know crap about babies?” But take a moment to consider: garter stitch is squishy (like babies are); it’s simple (like babies are); and it stretches like mad as the baby grows bigger (as I’m told babies often do).
Plus, my opinion is backed up by a wealth of evidence, in the form of manymany patterns–most of which were designed by people who DO know crap about babies–for knitted babies’ things done up in garter stitch.
See, for instance:

pattern: Magic Slippers by Caroline Dlugy-Hegwer
yarn: Socks that Rock mediumweight, in Farmhouse
[raveled]
Or…

pattern: Mary Jane Booties by Lucie Sinkler
yarn: Hello Yarn Fat Sock, in Lorikeet
[raveled]
Or, my personal favorite:

pattern: Snug, by Hinke
yarn: Berroco Comfort chunky
[raveled]
This Snug? A vast improvement over the Snuggie (which my BFF tested and reviewed last year, with sexy/hilarious/gravy-stained results). Also, it occurs to me that the Adult Tomten might be a grown-up cousin to this garment. Also, the Berroco Comfort chunky is incredibly cozy. I’ve knit with the worsted-weight version before, and wasn’t impressed, but the chunky is totally snugglable. Would definitely not mind a Pam-sized Tomten in this yarn.
To sum up: You should probably knit some babies’ things in garter stitch. I did, and it’s pretty sweet.
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December 17th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
From one childless maiden aunt to another, I don’t think that means you don’t know crap about babies. As evidenced by these deliciously garter filled patterns! Thanks for the intro to Mary Janes and Snug.
December 17th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Very nice ! I love all of the gartery items. It’s true, baby love garter stitch, a few of them told me so.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
I have two kids and somedays I still wonder if I know crap about babies. These patterns are perfect! I have an impending nephew who would probably like any one - or all - of them! I say Two Thumbs Up!
December 17th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Ooh, I’m glad to hear you like the Comfort. I’m planning one of those Owlet sweaters for June and I didn’t want to make her a bulky weight wool sweater so was considering either Encore chunky or the Comfort chunky…
December 17th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Oh so adorable… Love the colors and love the purls!
December 17th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I’m so in love with you, Pam, and your creations. That’s right, I said it. Those booties! That sweater!
December 18th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Ack, booties get me every time! Just think of the little toes that will go in there! Adorable stuff.
December 18th, 2009 at 8:53 am
i am so down with babies and garter.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:00 am
So sweet! I’m a big fan of your Snug. Looks super cozy!
December 18th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Perfect! Love those colors. And I just found out that someone I know has a baby on the way. Now I know what I will knit for them. Thanks for sharing.
December 18th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Go, go garter stitch! Snug is amazingly cute and looks very warm.
December 18th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
i love the colours of the Magic slippers!
December 19th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
you don’t have to tell me twice! great stuff!
December 29th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Dude. See also: BSJ.
But also: you have clearly been drinking the maiden aunt cooking sherry. Babies are simple MY ASS.
Babies MAKE YOU simple.
Exhibit A: JFrick.
January 20th, 2010 at 11:00 pm
baby slippers = supreme level of cuteness… in case your didn’t realize that already.