I’ve got a theory. It involves a Crushmouse.

Lots of people I know have been expressing the sense that we’ll look back on this moment as a kind of turning point in U.S. and global politics. I feel it too. And I wonder, did my parents and my older friends feel this way in the late 60s? The early 80s? I was active and angry in the mid-90s, during the age of DOMA, DADT, AFDC, NAFTA, and the WTO, among other less-acronymmy horrors, but it didn’t feel like this to me, neither as devastating nor as promising.

Thinking, learning, and teaching about politics is my job and my passion, so I’m overloading on all the news exploding out of struggles in places like Wisconsin, Libya, Washington, Michigan, Egypt, and my local Planned Parenthood clinic. It’s a lot.

My Theory? Is that, in the 21st century. when shit in the world goes especially crazy, pageloads at places like Cute Overload and ZooBorns go through the roof.

I don’t know if that’s actually true. The theory is 100% untested, and 100% based on my friends’ Facebook, Pinterest, and Twitter streams, which are a steady back-and-forth between hard political news, smart progressive punditry, and precious baby animals snuggling and riding skateboards and stuff.

I would like to step up and do my part to keep that balance, to maintain our collective sanity, to restore our energy and refresh us to go out into the struggle once more.

Friends, I give you: CRUSHMOUSE.

pattern: “To Humiliate the Dog,” by Amoena Di
yarn: Plymouth Suri Merino
[raveled]

Mods: My gauge was smaller than recommended, so I cast on 56 stitches instead of 48. To keep it on Crush’s wee head, I used a 3mm needle for the ribbing, and a 4mm needle for the stockinette. I also added a row of single crochet stitches to the ears (SC, SCincrease across — this will give you 22 stitches at the end instead of 15). I attached pieces of felt to the inside of the ears using embroidery floss and a blanket stitch.

I hope The Crushinator helps to brighten your day and feed your weary soul! If not, I strongly recommend checking out ZooBorns. That shit is irresistible.


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18 Responses to “I’ve got a theory. It involves a Crushmouse.”

  1. As a Wisconsinite that has been bringing my dog to the capitol, I say: BEST EVER!

  2. So cute!

  3. Oh my, yes!

  4. Oh, I definitely self-medicate with images of baby animals. Crush-mouse is one for the record books.

    Have you tried using You Tube’s search engine and typing in “cute baby x” where x = baby animal of your choice?

    Alternatively, use Flickr’s search engine, type in, for example, “dachshund puppies”, set it to slideshow, turn on your own music and drift away on a raft of blissful calm in the world-wide sea of confusion.

  5. D’awwww. Thanks, Pam. I needed that :)

  6. hahahaha…. the best.

  7. HAHAHAH! I love it! Does Crush let you keep that on his head? My dachshund would probably rip it to shreds . . . but now I have the urge to knit one anyway just to get a picture like yours!

    Thanks for the laugh!

  8. This totally helps. Also, knowing that people out there name their pets after relatively obscure Futurama robots helps, too.

  9. Thanks for making me not feel weird for naming stuff after Futurama robots (no pets yet…so we’ve just got all our computers and iphones named that way). I’m notorious for breaking stuff, so my phone is ‘Malfunctioning Eddie.’ Love the blog, btw….thanks for the mix of humor, thoughtfulness, knitting, and profanity!

  10. I think you’re right! Check out this article:

    http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2009/12/cuteness-200912

  11. Oh my god. That is just… I don’t even have words for what that is. Thank you for what that is.

  12. love it. also, I need to refresh my reader feed to include all this cuteness!! there’s a lot of insanity in this world that needs some balancing out…

  13. Oh, she is adorable.

    Please protest vocally for me at your local Planned Parenthood - it horrifies me that this is going on in my country-in-law. Is there anything we can do to help from overseas?

    I’m not sure whether I just circulated in a small, politicised group in the ’90s or whether the world really has become more apathetic, but I really wish we had that radicalised energy to tap into now, when it feels that we actually need it.

  14. […] this dog looks pretty cute with mouse ears but I’m not sure it would fool a […]

  15. OMG this is so fabulous! I would likewise dress up Pepper, our 11-year-old Dachshund we adopted from my elderly aunt and uncle, but I don’t know that he’s yet forgiven me for making him wear a striped wurstwarmer when he goes out in the snow. (Love that pattern!) This absolutely made a rather crappy day nicer. Thanks!

  16. Good god, that is a sweet face!

  17. I Heart CrushMouse.

    You have brighten my day.

    Is it all right to say I have a Crush on Crush?

    Keep up the good work.

  18. Crush is the cutest little dog ever. Love her! LOVE the Crushmouse.

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